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28 Funny Fathers Day Card Messages

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28 Funny Fathers Day Card Messages guaranteed to get your Dad giggling this June

Hey there! I recently wrote a guide on 28 funny Fathers Day card messages that I think you’ll love. It’s brought to you by TeePee Creations – they have the best gifts that are sure to make your dad laugh! I hope you’ll find some inspiration in my guide and have fun selecting the perfect card for your dad. Have a great day!


These quick one liners are short and to the point.

  • To Dad, with love, from your favourite child.
  • Dad, you’re one of my favourite parents.
  • Congratulations on producing an absolute legend!
  • I love you more than (insert sibling’s name here) does.
  • Sorry if I drove you crazy, I only did it because I love you!
  • Congrats, you did a great job raising me to be amazing!
  • Thanks for wiping my bum and stuff.
  • Appreciate all that you are, even your silly jokes!
  • Ignore what mum says about you, I don’t think you’re that bad.
  • No matter where you are, I promise to always interrupt you.
  • You’ve always been my favourite ATM.
  • Please accept this Father’s Day card as a token of my poverty.
  • You’re by far the best dad I could have asked for…until you start dancing!
  • I love how we don’t even need to say out loud that I am your favourite child!
  • I don’t know any other Dad who would put up with me as well as you.
  • Thanks for putting up with me Dad, I know you like a challenge.
  • I don’t usually thank people for knocking up my mum… you are the exception.
  • Father’s Day is every day when you have a gift of a child like me!
  • I wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for you. Literally.


Go into more detail with these longer messages for your Fathers Day card

  • I wouldn’t trade you for anything, Dad. I mean, nobody’s offered me anything, but I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t!
  • Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
  • When i was born, people said i looked a lot like you. That means that you must have been bald for a very long time. 
  • You brought me into this world, and then you protected the world from me. Thanks for keeping everybody safe while I was growing up.
  • Dads are trainers for when you have a crummy boss. I stopped asking and just do what I’m supposed to, ‘because you said so.
  • Don’t you think it’s funny that you’re still my Father? You deserve to have been promoted by now!
  • Raising me took a lot of patience and strength. Thanks for hanging in there.
  • Listener, Lender, Hugger, Repairer, Joker, Taxi Driver – which name do you prefer?
  • I smile because you are my father, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it! Happy Father’s Day!

Tell me your funny Fathers Day card messages below in the comments!

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