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28 Funny Mothers Day Card Messages

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28 Funny Mothers Day Card Messages guaranteed to get your mum giggling this march.

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These quick one liners are short and to the point.

  • To Mum, with love, from your favourite child.
  • Mum, you’re one of my favourite parents.
  • Congratulations on giving birth to an absolute legend!
  • I love you more than (insert sibling’s name here) does.
  • Sorry if I drove you crazy, I only did it because I love you!
  • Congrats, you did a great job raising me to be amazing!
  • Thanks for wiping my bum and stuff.
  • I hope your Mother’s Day will be more pleasant than labour was!
  • Happy centre of attention day, don’t get too used to it!
  • No matter where you are, I promise to always interrupt you.
  • Nothing is really lost until your mom can’t find it.
  • If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
  • Love from the reason you drink
  • I love how we don’t even need to say out loud that I am your favourite child!
  • I don’t know any other mom who would put up with me as well as you.
  • Thanks for putting up with me Mum, I know you like a challenge.
  • I promise today I will tidy up my room…. maybe.
  • Mother’s Day is every day when you have a gift of a child like me!
  • I wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for you. Literally.


Go into more detail with these longer messages for your Mothers Day card

  • Flowers? Chocolates? Prosecco? They aren’t the best gift for you really! Luckily, you’ve got me!
  • Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
  • You always knew how to answer my questions, no matter how difficult. So you have a great Mother’s Day, ‘Because I said so!
  • You brought me into this world, and then you protected the world from me. Thanks for keeping everybody safe while I was growing up.
  • Mums are trainers for when you have a crummy boss. I stopped asking and just do what I’m supposed to, ‘because you said so.
  • Don’t you think it’s funny that you’re still my mother? You deserve to have been promoted by now!
  • Raising me took a lot of patience and strength. Thanks for hanging in there.
  • Teacher, Cook, Taxi Driver, Therapist, Cleaner – which name do you prefer?
  • Mum, you deserve a luxury 5 star spa retreat! But if all else fails, just lock yourself in the bathroom with wine…

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