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30 Funny Things to Write In a Birthday Card For a Friend

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Check out my guide of 30 funny things to write in a birthday card for a friend.

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Make a punny greeting

Puns always go down well and are great funny things to write in a birthday card for a friend.

  • You FETA have a GOUDA birthday.
  • Wishing you a LLAMA fun on your birthday!
  • What do you call your 21st birthday? Your BEER-thday.
  • YETI or not, it’s your birthday
  • DIM-SUM body say it’s your birthday?
  • It’s party THYME!
  • Let’s SHELL-ebrate.
  • Happy birthday, best TEA.

 

Check out some punny birthday cards for your friends here.

Joke about their age

Poke some fun at how old they are with these cheeky greetings.

  • Remember to start taking daily multivitamins and fiber supplements, you old fogey!
  • Inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.
  • Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit. But make sure you check it for wrinkles first!
  • Even with your ripe old age, you’re still the best friend someone could ask for. I’ll get the prune juice ready though.
  • Welcome to 40, everything hurts here!
  • Another year older and you’re one step closer to getting those Velcro shoes!
  • As you get older, three things happen. The first thing is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
  • If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them.
  • Happy birthday! Party hard, but not too hard – I hear hangovers get worse with age.

 

Check out some getting old birthday gifts and cards here.

Send a fun belated message

Late sending your card? Then add one of these messages inside.

  • So sorry these birthday wishes are late reaching you. I hope it was happy!
  • This birthday wish is not late. It’s just well-aged/well-seasoned.
  • I hope you’re not feeling deflated that I’m a little belated. Happy (late) birthday!
  • Guilty as charged! Missing a chance to celebrate you is a crime. Happy Belated Birthday!
  • Missing your big day is no laughing matter… even if you’re a clown. Happy Belated Birthday!

 

Check out a funny belated birthday card here.

Add a Dad Joke for some cheeky humour

Dad jokes are great funny things to write in a birthday card for a friend as they add a little bit of silly humour to your card.

  • What type of music is scary for birthday balloons? Pop music.
  • What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake? No thanks, I’m too stuffed.
  • What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? Hey, what’s eating you up buddy?
  • What did one candle say to the other? Don’t birthdays just burn you up?
  • Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was a marble cake!
  • Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Bacon? Bacon, who? Bacon a cake for your birthday.
  • Did you hear about the big birthday candle sale? It was a big blowout.

 

Check out some funny birthday cards and gifts for your friends here.

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